Josh R

A genius of a person. He know what will happen and why it does all the time. Loves to joke around though. If he askes you "what will happen if ..." do NOT try what he asked you!

"If I am Josh R I am automatically a fucking genius"

do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

josh hoenig

josh hoenig is a veryyyy hot guy that is a 7th grader. he is really good at football and you will fall for him then he won't like you because you and an 8th grader. sad but true

girl: hey how come you don't like my sister
josh hoenig: she's an 8th grader

Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.

“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”

josh goes

The largest piece of shit to ever have been shat.

Josh Goes is a real fuckhead.

josh jam

Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.

The Dow 30 got another josh jam, up +30 in the last few minutes - that's the third day in a row!

Joshed Out

When you or that one friend gets super drunk and ends up throwing up all over the place and completely ruins your entire evening.

Me:"Dude, what happened last night, I can't remember anything."
Friend:"Bro, you totally Joshed Out!"