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Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"
Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies
Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs
Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!
Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?
Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.
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A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.
Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!
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When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.
The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.
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The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.
Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!
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My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.
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A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.
Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.
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A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."
Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?
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