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What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.
*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...
*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...
A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.
Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."
When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.
Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!
When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.
My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.
Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.
Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."