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When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
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When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.
So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!
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Kush found in Sara's Grandads' little room, in the backyard mixed with weed from Johnny's blunts.
Kenia: "Hey Sara, what's in this joint?"
Sara: "Oh, just some of Johnny's Grandaddy Kush."
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Something that is going around to give Johnny Depp the justice he deserves from being fired from Warner Bros and Disney. Dior is still on his side, though, so, yay. But not just from being fired, no. Mr. Depp also deserves justice from Amber Heard, aka, Amber Turd, sadly to say, his partner, who has abused him, but victimizes herself because she's an oozing worthless slug of shit because she actually had, in fact, took a shit in Johnny's bed. Not only that, but she also cut off one of his fingers, and Depp wrote in blood on the wall all the lies Amber Turd had said. She also put a lit cigarette on Depp's face. On one of the days in court when Johnny Depp himself testified, Amber Turd had confessed to abusing him. What's even more disgusting is that she was mirroring Johnny's outfit in court because she wanted to make it seem like he was going against himself, or because she flat out has now fashion taste. Fuck her being a model.
Save the one and ONLY Johnny Depp. Or the superior Captain Jack Sparrow.
As an abused child, why would Johnny Depp abuse another? Justice For Johnny Depp, everyone.
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the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice
"Dude i smoked some johnny apple weed and now i fuccin stoned
When your sitting to take a shit and accidentally squirt some pee between the toilet and the seat onto your leg.
I got so lazy the last time I was in the bathroom that I got Johnny's Golden Leg.
Idiot ISIS terrorist who pissed off a Russian jet, Thought it was falling apart but was dropping bombs, and he ran away like a pussy. He drives a black Toyota pick-up truck with his grandpa's heirloom gun in the back. Currently M.I.A./ K.I.A.
"Johnny Al-Knoxville, if we survive I am shoving that gun up your ass"
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