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Taking 2 sausages at once see double penetration
“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”
“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”
To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another
Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”
Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.
- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy
Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.
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A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.
Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
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The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.
"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"
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1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.
2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis
Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.
Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.
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The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.
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