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A sore one gets when he forgets to wipe his anus and then precedes to participate in athletic activities. The sore is generally very rashed and dirty. While the only cure being human saliva, one must physically eat his own Kentucky Canker sore out of his asshole or ask a friend/relative for assistance.
When Fred couldn't bare his "Kentucky Canker Sore" anymore he just decided to call up his buddy Tim.
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A competitive sport played in the commonwealth of Kentucky, also known as the "Kentuck 'Wrassle". Victory is earned by overpowering one's opponent and yelling obscenities into their buttock region before they are able to do the same to you. Frequently used as a way to settle disagreements.
Bubba: It's my turn to mount sis!
Jimbo: Is not! I challenge you to a game of Kentucky arm wrestling!
<A struggle ensues>
Jimbo (into Bubba's ass): MAWUWUWUWUWWUU!!!!
Bubba: You have bested me! Scoundrel!
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The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"
Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"
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Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”
How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.
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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
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I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled.
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When someone takes a shit in a plate, covers it with a layer of whipped cream and gives it to an unsuspecting victim, saying its pie.
Sean: Dude, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Kentucky Derby Pie.
Joe: Yeah. You should have seen the look on her face when she bit into shit!
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A man freezes his poop and puts it in a girls mouth. The man will then proceed to jizz all over the frozen poop. The poop will melt in the girl's mouth and she may choke. It is very kinky and dangerous. Have fun!
I gave this hot slut the greatest Kentucky frost bite she's ever had.
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