my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.
Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*
When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.
Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.
A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude
When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
What ladies get from wiping back to front.
Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .