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To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.
"yo bro pp work does yours?"
"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"
"grandma room she in is?"
"no course of not is she what?!"
"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"
When you Stroke your Dick until you reach a orgasm and bust everywhere.
Micheal:yo bro don’t open my door Im masturbate In here.
Jayden: Okay bro do your thing don’t use all the lotion btw.
What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already
I masturbate because im lonely
You do you
That's basically it
Someone:"Go f-ck yourself"
Masturbator:"I think you mane masturbate"
Something you do with your friends.
Jimmy just came out of swimming classes and went to go shower. You see, theres 28 students and only 20 showers, and the showers don't have walls between them, so you have to shower with other people. This is only a boy's swimming class. Jimmy looked at other people's cocks and got hard. His coach said, "Come with me, I have a special shower for you since it's crowded." He followed. Suddenly, his coach started fucking him so hard he cummed all over. His friend came in and the coach left, Jimmy and his friend masturbated together.
something you do because you're single as fuck
John: Damn I wanna masturbate to Mia Khalifa!!
A game played with own toy to kill your sexual appetite.
"Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."
"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"