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Person one. “Damn i wish i had a partner ”
Person two. “ ur solution is masturbation
What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.
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Finley Doyle's favorite active
finely just had masturbation session
The more you masturbate the smaller your dick gets
Did you know you get a smaller dick by masturbation
''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-
(H: no it's really not.)
That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''
Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.
When someone is masturbating a associate charges in and interrupts the session.
Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.
A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen
Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics
Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics