your matt

your guy, the one you are head over heels for.

is he you're matt?

Yeah, i'm the one dating him.

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Going for a Matt

Going to the bathroom to unload.

The last word in phrase can be replaced can be replaced with the name of any one who belives they are 'The Shit'

I'll be right back I need to go for a Matt.

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Matt

I’m guy who is kinda an ass, fake af, low key lazy, probably a maniac, and fabulously a colorful boi. He has an excuse for next to everything, and hates human interaction because half of the people he knows are FuCkiN NoRmiEs REEeEeEeEeEEEEeEeE

Hey I’m Matt. The guy who made an urban dictionary definition about himself because he has nothing better to do.

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Matt

Perverted

That Matt is a pervert

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Matt Damon

A synonym to watermelon because when quickly glanced at the words look surprisingly similar.

Did you try on the Matt Damon flavor of chap stick yet?

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adrian matt

a fat ass who lies about shit and always brings up april 17, butttt supports “BLM” and “LGBTQ+” and is trash at most games, and nobody asked for his option

adrian matt, stop okay nobody asked so stop

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Matt

A Fag who is shit at PUBG

Don't be Matt

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