The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

milk dwep

Fucking a pregnant women while drinking her milk out of her tit

You milk dwep my mom.

milk recycling

When enjoying a bowl of cereal, the act of dripping out the milk for further use.

Most commonly seen when the user requires a second serving and has no more milk in the carton or gallon.

Bob1: I'm gon grab some milk and cereal, want some?
Bob2: Damn forgot to buy some milk, i guess u gonna have to use milk recycling on the rest

Bob1: bitch

milk dust

is the residue of semen on a piece of clothing

i woke up and found milk dust on my jacket

Booty milk

A smelly, but large amount of white liquid. This liquid flows out of the butthole during anal sex only..

Rebecca- Fuck it "PUT IT IN MY ASSHOLE"
Tony-Bet!
Rebecca-OH YEAH FUCK MEE!!
Tony-What is this white liquid coming out your asshole?!
Rebecca-Well that's my booty milk!?

milk skirt

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.

"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."

grilled milk

when a women puts a penis between a hair straighter and clamps it shut just when the man is about to ejaculate effectively "grilling" the semen

Did you hear michelle gave john a grilled milk yesterday??
Yikes that must've hurt like a bitch