ads more like sads :(

no stop doing the fucking ads no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

"Why are there so many ads? ads more like sads :("

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Ryan loves Lani more

It is said that if Lani says she loves Ryan more, she is chatting absolute shit and that in fact Ryan does love Lani more, thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Ryan loves Lani more - I love you

More Bounce To The Ounce

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Much more bounce
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On the dance floor, baby
Get down, mama, yeah
Get on the dance floor, baby
I never ever, ever seen a sexy girl like you, baby
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Shake it, mama
Shake it, mama
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On the dance floor
Mama, get down, baby, yeah
Ooh... wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
On the dance floor
Baby, get down, mama
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Shucks baby
Mmm, shucks
Moree...
Much more bounce
Bounce to the ounce
Ah...
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Give you more bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce (shucks)
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I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.

Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

the ‘I love you more’ game

A game often played by couples, usually without an end, wherein they go back and forth, claiming to love each other more than the other. Should one party win, they receive head from the loser

“Hey, I beat Sara in the ‘I love you more’ game”
“How on earth did you do that?”

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