I'm in my feelings

A person who is so deep into their troubling situation

Ah man Sarah broke up with me the other day..I'm in my feelings....

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Mommy, I'm scared

Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)

"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

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I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

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I'm not going to sugarcoat it

DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT*DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* DAYUM *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT*

Person 1: "hey Kazuya are going to sugarcoat it?"
Kazuya: "I'm not going to sugarcoat it, ⇨ ★ ⇩ ↘ + 2 | f,N,d~d/f+2"

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I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!

The line that is used when someone is from the Ukraine and you ask them if they are from Russia. They usually will be very rude to you when saying this and will have no remorse. If you are educated in history, you will know that the Ukraine has simultaneously been a part of Russia on and off again, even prior to the USSR, so don't bother asking them what the difference is, they will just yell at you, in public.

Person 1 "I love your accent, are you from Russia?"
Person 2"I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!"*yelling with furry*
Person 1"Okay, okay. Still the same thing though."

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Sorry I'm not sorry

When one is apologetic that they are not apologetic about a previous thing.

Often used by sorority girls.

My friends' boyfriends all think I'm prettier than them... Sorry I'm not sorry.

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I'm not gonna lie

A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.

I'm not gonna lie, that elementary school play sucked.

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