National Slap Day

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15

National Slap day means You gonna get slapped

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conquer the uri-nation

Another way to say that you're going to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back. I drank a Big Gulp and I really have to conquer the uri-nation.

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multiple nationality disorder

A mental disorder caused by multiple citizenship, multicultural families and too much moving.

A random dudey: Heya, kid! Where are you from?

Kid:Er um.....well my grandmother's Canadian, my grandad's Greek, my other gramps is from kazakhstan, my other grandma is japanese and i was born is cyprus... and then i moved to england and then new jersey and then greece aaaaand....*starts twitching* oh god its too much! *falls to the floor* AAAAH NOOOOO!
(*dies of severe brain haemhorraging*)

Kid's friend: Sorry bout that; She's got a multiple nationality disorder...

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RS Warren Nation

Warren or "RS Warren 'Nation'" is a fucking narrsacist, he thinks hes the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ when he's a drama hungry asswipe. Warren will do anything for attention, henceforth why hes such a fucking loser, warren I know you will find this so I wanna say, please go get a life and stop arguing with people on the internet you low life, btw I saw you twerking your black ass. Before I go I wanna say the warrenshaker, gimme the warrenshaker. Fuck you

Bro RS Warren Nation sucks dude all he does is pick fi-
HOW DARE YOU SAY HES BAD CLOWN

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National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)

"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"

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National Rape Day

A disgusting hoax used as an excuse to violate men/women

The boys: it’s national rape day
Me: No, and for that i’m going to break your spine

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dubai national school

the worst school someone could attend, teachers can’t teach, every student is a chammak and think it’s cool to juul. it’s the most racist and homophobic school you’ll ever see, if you’re gay this school will be the death of you. teachers are in their midlife crisis and honestly don’t know what they’re doing. every girl in this school is a fucking snake, i’ve been in this school for 10 years and i’ve only met one fucking girl that wasn’t a snake. there’s probably one attractive guy in the whole boys section, last but not least, every student is depressed and is really close to ending their own life, and if they’re somehow not depressed, they’re faking it.

every person who attends dubai national school: *commits genocide*

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