bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit

Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking

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Bread Bum

a person with a lack of a bum or a flat bum than mimicks that of a slice of bread which is thinly sliced - therefore the person having a Bread Bum

"Rehh, that girl's peng"
"Yeah, but she be having some bread bum though"

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Bum Fiend

1. A male, often a slight odd-ball or creep, who has an insatiable lust for the female bottom which goes way past perverted and borders on psychotic. Often lurks in bushes or back-alleys and pounces when least expected to grab that ass!

2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.

Dale: Umm, excuse me Janine, you seem to have dropped your purse.

Janine: Oh, so I have, your such a nice guy Dale (proceeds to bend down and retrieve it)

Dale: Giggidy (performs the bumming motion)

Gary: You are such a bum fiend...

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bum magnet

An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.

Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.

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Bum barfing

Usually occurs the morning after heavy drinking and can be accompanied with actual barfing. Involves regular trips to the toilet with little or no warning.

Guy 1: Hey dude, awesome night last night but you were wasted!
Guy 2: Yeah, it got pretty crazy!
Guy 1: How you feeling today? Pretty hung, I guess?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, been having a serious bum barfing session all day.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens!

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Bum Butt

A already smoked thrown away Cigarette, that is on the floor or in a public ashtray, that a bum or homeless person picks up, relights and smokes.

Homeless bum jay walking around the hood, found a half smoked Bum Butt on the floor, he picked it up, re lit it, and smoked it.

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bum blow

To blow one's nose by pressing down on either nostril and blowing the snot out of the other. Used by people who don't have tissues or are homeless (bums).

Whenever I don't have a tissue, I just bum blow to clean my sinuses.

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