Eager Beaver

when one waits to long to make a bowel movement and there is a build up of poo in your body. the anus is unable to strech enough to let it through resulting in a ripping of ones asshole and a whole lot of fucking pain

If you didnt have such an eager beaver, maybe we wouldnt have to mop your shit up off the floor

Beaver Retrievers

A group of friends that play an annual broomball tournament in Okoboji, IA at the Okoboji Winter Games. Can be seen in the Beaver Hut drinking Boji Water. Often loud and obnoxious. Really know how to party.

I heard the Beaver Retrievers are gonna kick the Dry Docks' asses this year!

Sky Beaver

An Air Force spouse that keeps a Paratrooper on the side.

Hey joe are you still messing around with that sky beaver?

That sky beaver Tonya really loves the D.

eager beaver

1)an unbelievably keen year 7 with a rucksack that is bigger than their entire body
2)alternatively there is the game which is basically violent snap and so much better than the original :O

1) did u see that eager beaver trip over on the way up to assembly.

2)olibaz: SNAPPP!!! *punches grud*
grud: oii *snatches cards they break*

beaver tail

a beaver tail is when someones fat rolls hang over his ass-crack thus giving a beaver-like appearance. someones back rolls

dude i snuck a cheat sheet in my beaver tail!

beaver-eater

stupid, ignorant heterosexual man. pussy pumper breeder

Josh is pretty cute --for a beaver-eater.

beaver tail

A females vaginal area

I did her beaver tail