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mac pro stand

A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks

Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand

by wierd simp March 31, 2020

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Mac Book Fag

Someone who does not deserve to live on this planet.

Look everyone, Johnny is a Mac Book Fag

by 90 With a Lenny March 6, 2016

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mac-o-phobia

The great fear and paranoia of Apple's Macintosh Computers and all related software, hardware, logos, etc.

Kurt Dukatz is Macophobic.

by H4ckz0rz December 22, 2004

60πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Mac OS X

1) A version of the UNIX operating system with Apple's Aqua GUI on top of it.

2) Proof that the people at Apple couldn't hack it at creating their own OS (evidenced by the supreme shittyness of OS 9 and earlier versions, which were inferior even to Windows 95), so they desperately turned to the powerful and respected UNIX to be their saving grace.

3) Oh, and they couldn't hack it with their own chips either, so they went and switched to the same Intel chips that consistently gave PC's the edge in performance for years.

4) An OS that is supposedly safer than Windows... my foot. Mr. Proud to own a mac 's passionate little flame message does little to refute what was said earlier. The bottom line is that Macintoshes make up some 2% of the personal computer market share, so it's a matter of logistics rather than security. And don't give me that root password crap. Any computer can be infected if someone puts enough effort into it. And here's some breaking news for you all: Systematic, a leading computer security provider, reports that Mac OS X is actually less secure than Windows XP. Yeah. That's right.

Face it Mac zealots, you know these to be true. Frankly, I pity you guys for wasting all that money on a product that costs more, runs much less software, is oversimplified, and requires you to spend a lot of money time and again whenever a new version comes out. You have to at least give Microsoft some credit for releasing service packs FOR FREE.

And, it's hilarious how you fanboys all preach the supposed greatness of Apple when they had to turn to outside technologies to make the holy Mac OS X.

by no7orious December 24, 2007

322πŸ‘ 203πŸ‘Ž


Mac OS X

A popular theme for Windows.

I used to have Mac OS X as the theme of WindowsΒ XP. Now that I’m using Windows 7 and it’s not needed anymore.

by PartTimeBigCat May 25, 2012

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Mac Juice blunt

Street slang for getting high, not necessarily through using a blunt. Also originated by the Gs from the streets of CPT. Used commonly amongst the members of 464 productions.

"nigga im mac juice blunted as a muhfucka."
"you down to get mac juice blunted tonight?"
"ey, you throwin down 5 for tha mac juice blunt?"

by Bigbeezyfasheezy January 13, 2006

25πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


stirring mac and cheese

When you fingering a bitch and start swirling around it be soundin like stirring up some Mac and cheese

Last night my girl pussy was so wet it sounded like stirring Mac and cheese

by 313rockcity February 2, 2016

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