Nose bleed

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.

"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"

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Clown Nose

A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.

I fucked Louisa in the ass and pulled out a Clown Nose.

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Stuffy Nose

The act of stuffing ones testicles into each nostril of a woman. Added bonus if your dick is in her mouth during the process.

I gave her a stuffy nose last night...but she sneezed my balls out after like five seconds.

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Brown nosing

White people acting black

Timothy was brown nosing

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Nose Bagging

A female version of Motorboating.
The female face is applied to the male groin area and a mild neighing type noises made, causing vibrations in his groin area and possibly leading to further foreplay.

Nose bagging my fella, lead to all kinds of fun!

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snotty nosed

1. One with a runny nose. 2. One who many people can not stand, stuck up.

I have a snotty nose today. Gosh, that girl is really snotty nosed.

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nose stud

small metallic doodad for the side of the nose; used by chubby girls to boost their self-image, especially ones obsessed with their fugliness, who don't dare get a proper sexy nipple piercing

Mike: yo, you see that chick with the nose stud?
John: you mean the fat one?
Mike: duh.

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