hit it big

To win or achieve great success.

Mark Zuckerberg hit it big with Facebook.

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screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

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switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

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Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

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hit the roof

become very angry at sb/sth

I hit the roof when I saw him go out with his ex-girlfriend

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She Hit

When you are not allowed to swear but you want to swear.

"aw man, I broke my egg. She Hit"

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hit by Lightning

Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.

Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.

Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.

Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.

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