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Jim: Question:What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim:False.Black bear
Dwight:Thats debatable.There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact:Bears eat beets.
Jim:Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica
Dwight:Bears do not-What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim to the audience:Last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Uh.Four dollars.And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble,and thats a grand total of... eleven dollars
Dwight:You know what?Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery,so I thank you.
Dwight:IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Dwight:MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Jim:MICHAEL!
Dwight:Oh,thats funny.MICHAEL!
Office:Office is big funny with big jokes
A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office
Office orrifice is used in referral to every office having a guy who missed his true calling.
YOUR A BIG JACKASS IF YOU DO THIS GO TO HELL
“Hey its Offical Rape Girl day.”
“EW GET OUT OF MY SITE”
"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?
President: I am
Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear
President: I (name) do solemnly swear
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability
President: and will to the best of my ability
Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend
President: preserve, protect, and defend
Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States
President: The Constitution of the United States
Chief Justice: So help me God
President: So help me God
Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)
Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS
President: Gives inaugural address
So awesome i just dont how awesome he is
Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.
Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse
Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day
Pawan kalyan aka Mr box-office of Telugu cinema is undoubtedly one of the most bankable star of India . The opening day and box office numbers of pawan Kalyan's movies gives clear reflection of his superstardom .
His disaster movies creates history. Pawan undoubtedly Mr box-office of Telugu cinema.