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When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep
“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”
The little oil man is the person in the group project that lubricates the performance of his/hers fellow group members.
We had a hard time concentrating if it wasn' t for the Little Oil Man
Sprinkle a woman's cum on food.
My salad was just a bit dry so she gave it an oil sprinkle.
When you have a load so big that the hotel charges you a 5 dollar fee to wash the blanket
Dan was embarrassed that he got charged a 5 dollar cleaning fee in his hotel room and tried to blame it on taco oil
When you messing up. Basically burning oil. How a old car burns oil.
fuck, Hakop is burning oil he can't get girl's like before.
A football/soccer match between the following teams: Manchester City, Newcastle United, Paris Saint-Germain, Al Nassr, Al Hila, Al Ittihad, Al Ahli, ect,
The Oil Derby between Man City and PSG ended in a 3-3 draw, what a game!
Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls
Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts
Bro2: wtf bro that nasty