moffat wank

1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).

2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.

Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).

Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.

A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.

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air wank

the art of miming the act of masturbation, must like air guitar but instead you are playing your man instrument.

dude 1: "woah! that was the greatest air wanking ive ever seen!"
dude 2: "thanks! i practise hard every day!"

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Wank Banking

Verb ( See Wank Bank )
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.

You coming out later?
I cant Im busy Wank Banking

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Brown Wank

To Be Wanked Of By Someones Arse, No Penetration Just Rubbing Of The Cock Between The Cheeks.

"Hey Bill I Just got The Best Brown Wank Of My Life" "I Buttered Her Cheeks Like a Jacket Potatoe"

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Danger Wank

Wanking hoping to be caught

Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?

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Power wank

The act of wanking to ultimate pleasure. This is done by assembling 3 computer screens side by side, putting porn on all 3 of them and then blasting your stereo with dubstep so you can't hear anything else. Proceed.

Jesse was feeling a little depressed with life so he busted out a power wank to lift his spirits.

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Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.

God damn bro you got some wank breath.