A fat mass dude who can’t turn left without crashing into someone
Hey Patrick Tobe did you turn left into a truck?
Patrick is a very likeable guy. Girls swoon over him, not because of his looks, but because of his kindness. Many say that his smile is the best part about him. He would be a great boyfriend, as he is mature and respectful... at least around the lucky girl. He tends to become reckless, and because he wants to please everyone, he may even get in trouble now and then just to prove his loyalty. However, it is easy to look past this side of him to see the wonderfully pleasant guy Patrick is. He’s also a good worker/student, and is almost always productive. Overall he is intelligent, kind, funny, sweet, empathetic, and loyal. Patrick is a great guy to get to know.
Patrick is a friendly guy that everyone loves.
a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab
anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
Patrick is the name of a male who perspires around you. Patrick can be gentle but deeply has anger issues he holds back because he doesn’t want to know he’s a bad person….deep down inside he wants to be loved but with the fruit of his nature Patrick destroys friendships before he even starts. Patrick is a consistent loyal persona. Patrick is a great supportive persona.patrick
Britiania- Hey have you heard of that Patrick kid, I heard he a loyal buddy.
Samantha- Oh really?! I haven’t heard that, mighty try it out though
He kinda smells hates Doritos and loves his jerky if you date him he’ll stare t you for an hour each day
He a Patrick