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Having sex with someone & keeping it secret from others.
AHS Freak Show's Paul to Elsa: They probably think I'm putting a mint on your pillow.
AHS Freak Show's Paul to Elsa: They probably think I'm putting a mint on your pillow
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After a really long and tiring day.
its when you go to bed, and by the time your head 1st touches the pillow, you are already asleep
Person 1: Man today was such a long day dont you think jake.
Jake:
Person 2: Leave him man, hes had a nice head hit the pillow sleep!
Person 1: Okay
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A weeaboo that stalks his crush
“I don’t like my friends being stalked by sweaty body pillow boys okay?”
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The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.
"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"
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National pillow on head day is a special day every year on February 21st.
National pillow on head day started when Christopher Stephenson the 2nd suffered from a serious case of brain cancer and wanted to bring awareness in order to get donations for his rare disease.
Unfortunately on February 21st 2012 Christopher passed away at the age of 47 he left a wife and 4 children.
His wife, Marcie decided to keep this case of awareness going to raise money for the "Pillow on head Orginazation" which is still trying to find cures till this day.
Edit- please hashtag #pillow_on_head_day and post on all social media websites and together we will find the cure.
R.I.P Chris.
"National pillow on head day" is a wonderful day.
Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”
George: “The mine will fail.”
Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”
When a guy puts his cum on his ball sack and someone licks it off.
When Tyrone nutted, he put his cum on his balls and Makena licked it off, therefore Makena waxed his pillow.
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