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Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.

*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!

by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011


pineapple

why tf are you sircing up pineapple its a fucking fruit ok are u that stupid (moron)

do u want to sove this PINEAPPLE up your ass

by xzan_up January 23, 2021


Pineapple

The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.

Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.

The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.

guy 1: lmao look my dick looks like a pineapple
guy 2: lol

by gamescape or something July 21, 2022


pineapples

hes the coolest person ever and the best person ever , he looks hot afff , he gets all the girls , hes tall , hes smorttt , he beats ppl on chess and never looses to them and he can fly

omggg bp is such a pineapples

by pineapples 789 August 7, 2022


Pineapple

Probably the name of your crush, ykik?

"Omg, is that Pineapple talking to a girl?!"
"Pineapple looks so weird, why do you even like him?"
"Can you check if Pineapple's there?"

by generationZed October 24, 2023


Pineapple

Something that belongs on pizza

Pineapple belongs on Pizza

by UraKyo04 January 21, 2024


Pineapple

You were looking for Pinapple, but you know how to spell

I'm honestly here just to make it easier for you. You already know what a Pineapple is

by Kahooker April 27, 2020