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Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
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Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.
The unexpected insertion of a finger into the anus during a sexual act. "Unexpected" is key because it provides a smelling salt-type effect of giving the receiver a jolt of adrenaline.
He was really just going through the motions in bed last night, until I gave him the Polish Energy Drink.
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When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.
When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.
The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.
A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"
--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."
2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
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When worn by men is an indicator of the size of his junk. I'm that it would lean twords the skinnyer side.
Did you see Jeremy was wearing black nail polish
You know what that means he has skinny dick
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The movies which don't have any action in them and most don't even have a real plot. Instead there are lots of absurd and incomprehensible themes and symbolism. All the wannabe artists go to see these movies and it makes them feel they are better than all the others who enjoy romantic comedies and action films made in Hollywood.
"I don't want to see the Incredible Hulk!"
"Whatever, let's go to your place and watch one of your Polish art movies then!"
"But they're all made in America..."
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When a transgender female masturbates.
"Man this conversation is making me so horny that I might have to polish the sapphic sword.
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