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Potato Gems are the food of the gods, the currency of the universe, the epitome of human development and the foundation on which the future shall be built upon.
Also known as tater tots, these nuggets of pure joy are surrounded in myth and wrapped in legend.
Good yum yum.
Guy 1: “do you know joe?”
Guy 2: “nah, but I want potato gems”
A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men
The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night
Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.
Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.
Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)
"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"
For some people, this praise means they're too lazy to move or they want to do something but laziness took over their system.
Well, Pearly is in potato mode today, so she hasn't started her thesis paper yet.
When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*