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riding an elephant

getting pegged by a fat bitch

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??

by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019


spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin August 21, 2015


Tweed ride

When two (or more) dudes lock hands on ankles and huck-a-buck like there's no tomorrow while shouting stupid shit like, 'cheerio mate'.

see also: Mexican party bike

Terry and Mort like to do lines of blow off each others boners and tweed ride.

by gigigi May 29, 2016


Stoney Ride

Going on a car ride around a (sometimes unknown) neighborhood while getting stoned (high on weed) and then admiring your surroundings, specifically the architecture. Best when accompanied by loved ones.

Maria - "Hey, wanna go for a stoney ride?"
John - "Sure! I've been wanting to explore a neighborhood near my house, plus, I feel like getting high."

by Alameda Del Cobre September 27, 2011


cum ride

when you let you before cum on his stomach then you ride his stomach all night instead of getting wet

i wanna cum ride on your stomach

by peyton green January 13, 2019


riding a nob

the easiest way to win survivor.

Ex.
"Damn, Pavarti is really riding a nob." (Russells)

by meyersonfire March 18, 2019


ride chocolate

to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.

Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."

by Zubohoffen December 7, 2013