me: people ride elephants in india
cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??
Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.
Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.
When two (or more) dudes lock hands on ankles and huck-a-buck like there's no tomorrow while shouting stupid shit like, 'cheerio mate'.
see also: Mexican party bike
Terry and Mort like to do lines of blow off each others boners and tweed ride.
Going on a car ride around a (sometimes unknown) neighborhood while getting stoned (high on weed) and then admiring your surroundings, specifically the architecture. Best when accompanied by loved ones.
Maria - "Hey, wanna go for a stoney ride?"
John - "Sure! I've been wanting to explore a neighborhood near my house, plus, I feel like getting high."
when you let you before cum on his stomach then you ride his stomach all night instead of getting wet
i wanna cum ride on your stomach
the easiest way to win survivor.
Ex.
"Damn, Pavarti is really riding a nob." (Russells)
to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.
Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."