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Hot woman, also known as "knee knee". Played a fork in beauty and the beast twice, wrote a song about a rose that made her annoying boyfriens mad, closeted lesbian, secretly in love with Gina Porter.
Wow that Nini Salazar-Roberts is so hot!! I wish I could date her!
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Daddiest hottest coolest man on earth
Have you seen robert downey jr in his new movie?
Yes he looks hot af
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The sexual act where the woman lies down on a bed, and the man sqats/sits over her face, with his body facing away from hers. he then proceeds to cover her eyes with his testicles, and move his anus up along the bridge of her nose.
while doing this, he must be wearing a cowboy hat, and at random times exclaim confederate slogans.
there is no real sexual pleasure gained from this act, however the sheer feeling of domination over the woman is pleasure enough.
girl one: "damn, i hear eric gave sarah the old Robert E Lee last night?"
girl two: "i wish my boyfriend would Robert E Lee me"
girl one: "me too, but some girls are just lucky i guess"
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A sandwich, commonly ordered at a fast food restaurant, with nothing on it.
Person 1: Hi welcome to Wendy's how may I help you.
Person 2: I'll have a classic single Robert De Niro style.
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A sweet and amazing guy who is extreamly forgiving. even though his ex girlfriend is a dumb bitch. she cheated on him four times and ruined the reationship due to her own stupidity but shes extreamly regretful and would do anything for him back. She lost the best thing thats ever happened to her. She was lost and confused. and she just wanted to feel wanted. Theres not a day she doesnt think about him. And she feels depressed whenever shes with her new boyfriend because all she can think about is him. She picks her boyfriend apart aand compares him to him constantly in her head when all she really wants is to hear him say he loves her one more time. and for him to call her sweetheart again, (im sorry.)- M.K.
girl one: have you met Fez (Robert Brian) A. ?
girl two: yes! hes so amazing and funny. (:
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some random kid from rochester. he just showed out of no where one day at SUNY Geneseo. due to the fact that he is overage, he can buy not only himself, but others alcohol. though it hasnt been confirmed, many believe that he feels it necessary to drink the same amount as the people around him (ex. alex, emily and doug each drink 10 beers...dave drinks 30).
once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.
working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".
living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.
previously: last week dave got a ticket from policeman joe
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin
policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!
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Good school which most people think is posh which is really not 48% chav 48.5% nice 0.5% weirdo and 2% nerd
Robert Gordon’s College, means to be a normal person and civilised but slightly Chavy
Hey did you see that guy from rover Gordon’s college? He’s insane
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