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Dry humping but you don’t want to admit it
When we were rubbing extremely and making out.....
When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch
Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!
Nipping out on you're lunch break and not coming back.
We all thought you vanished out for a rub and tug?
A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.
That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.
Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
The rubbing pancake is the pancake on the top of the stack which holds the desirable butter slab. this pancake is rubbed against the rest of the stack in order to spread the butter.
“Hey where’d the rubbing pancake go”
“In my stomach”