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To take a piss - as in going to talk to Yuri ~ Urinate
I'll be right back I just have to talk to the Russian
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A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
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When a person farts into another persons mouth when they are sleeping,and the opposing person wakes up and licks their lips.
"Ha ha man that guy just accepted a Russian dog"
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This is a promiscuous sexual maneuver that involves bears, alarm clocks, vodka and hair. VERY dangerous
That chick so totally did the russian bathtub to my mom!
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rigorous and intense sex with a pale hairy man and usually a bear involved.
i still have scratch marks from the russian circus last night
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When a girl has two shit you fuck her in the ass until your dick is covered in shit then you make her blow you until all the shit is off of your cock.
Billy gave Martha one crazy Russian Cockstain lastnight.
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The act of taking one's penis from a woman's menstruating vagina and sticking it in her suck hole.
Jim stuck his Russian Sausage in Kelly's mouth, and she loved it.
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