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when la toxica breaks up with you and nobody wants to be with you and all you do is be sad cuh hours
my girl broke up with me i gonna listen to jugaste y sufri by eslabon armado and dannylux now im sad cuh hours
Any guy who'll try to convince someone that they're the victim of the situation. They'll make you believe that you're in the wrong and that you're the one who should be feeling guilty. Toying with your mind, they're seriously just bad news.
"I'm sorry Marc, I just don't have any romantic feelings for you."
"I'm sorry I can't be the perfect guy for you. I should've never been born. I hate myself, I'm gonna kms. If only you liked me the way I like you. I think you're amazing, you should see how good I am for you. I should just die."
"Dude- why're you being such a manipulative sad boil?"
The time of day where feelings of sadness and loneliness are common. Usually occurs between 2 and 4 am. The white people version of sad nigga hours.
Friend one: it’s sad cracka hours.
Friend two: why?
Friend one: she won’t suck my cock.
Sad like The Spine is a phrase to describe someone who is depressed over their intense sexual frustrations.
Rabbit: I'm horny and ashamed.
Hatchworth: Then you're sad like The spine.
The Spine: *sobbing in the other room while masturbating and watching porn*
The porn: AaaAh ffuck me harder!!
The Spine: I love you too ah...*sobbing and ejaculates*
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Tumblr sad™ are usually people who fake being sad due to the "aesthetic" of it. Most of these people are "surprisingly" found on Tumblr.
"That app is just full of Tumblr Sad™ fags"
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When your divorced dad doesn’t know how to cook and doesn’t have enough money to buy food. There’s hungry man, banquet and then sad dad dinner. Usually accompanied with crying in a very manly way.
Ex Wife: I’m so glad we’re divorced.
Ex Husband: I’m not. All I eat is sad dad dinners and cry about everything that has went wrong in my life.
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Big sad losers who decided to take the piss out of thier friends when arsenal wins a game but Arsenals done fuck all in the past
Oh look it’s jaden the sad arsenal fan
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