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An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
When an individual performs fellatio on a male with counter rotating “okay” hand gestures encapsulating the penis, back and forth, side to side, with plenty of saliva to provide a jaw dropping BJ.
She really gave an amazing salt grinder whenever she was hungry!
A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.
Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.
when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.
never hang around someone in this state.
friend1: piss off you fat twat
friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!
If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.
Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place
Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?
Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?
Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.
"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".