Jeff: Why are you single?
Jimmy: My girl was being a salty toe
x-rated slang for the male penis (which is why Dustin Diamond told me he appropriated it for his band name).
Hey baby, why don't you come over here and meet my friend salty the pocketknife?
When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.
Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."
Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."
A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.
Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative
A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.
My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.
The act of pulling out before climax and proceeding to spray ejaculant onto your partners top lip, resembling a Mexican moustache.
"Dude, I totally gave her a salty mexican last night."