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when your balls get crushed between your thighs
Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!
Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!
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when a rediculously lazy hispanic mother has to resort to feeding her rediculously lazy hispanic kid re fried beans on white bread because they ran out of chicken and green chili
dude im so hungry, all i had today was that spic sandwich my mom made me this morning before i went and attempted to skateboard like the white kids.
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The completely shaved genitalia of a female in which her bald labia majora (big lips) frames or "sandwiches" the enlarged or swollen labia minora or inside lips, which are pink, making it look like a balogna sandwich
Oh my God, did you see the balogna sandwich on that old stripper?
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She needs to grow her pubic hair back!! That is one nasty balogna sandwich
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Your head accidentaly/on purpose gets put between two asses
"So here I am, getting dressed at the gym when two fat senior citzens get out of the sauna and make me the meat to their ass sandwich."
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smoking marijuana or tobacco cigarettes that have been pre-dipped in embalming fluid for added psychadelic perposes.
It smells like death in there because eveyone is eating formaldehyde sandwiches.
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The phrase cheese sandwich refers to being stuck between two cars when driving on a multi-laned road. The two outer cars attempt to deny the middle drivers ability to pull off the road or to get away.
1) You have just been cheese sandwiched!
2) Cheese sandwhich him so he can't get away!
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A sandwich comprised of white bread, tomato sauce, and a large conglomeration of old spaghetti. When made, it is mandatory to yell out Spaghetti SANDWICH!!!!
*Warning* - May result in balltap.
Whatcha' eatin?
Just a Spaghetti SANDWICH!!
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