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When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"
This director pulled a total Scott Mayonnaise Miscast
Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.
Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!
Named after the autistic fuckboy Turner Scott, this disease is known as sending provocative pictures of ones own genitalia to women. The victims of Turner Scott syndrome also show signs of wearing retarded clothes and showing signs of homosexuality.
Verb: Damn dude i just Turner Scott'd that chick, she sent my dick pics to everyone in school.
Noun: Wow that guy makes some poor decisions regarding pictures of his genitalia, he must have Turner Scott syndrome.
HES A FUCKING CUTIE AND I WOULD DIE FOR HIM
hey kamdin scott anderson mind if i steal your last name, jk...
Scott is a sexy mf who loves having sex with emus
Scott likes emus Scott loves fucking emus with his mega cock
noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
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The act of pleasuring someone's anus with your little (pinky) finger.
Those queers are big F. Scott Fitzgerald fans.
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