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happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!
''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''
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When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.
Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
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A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...
Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...
It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.
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A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.
"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."
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When a female is double fisted by her partner and the fingers are then extended so as to resemble a sea urchin.
Derived from a double version of the Russian starfish
She bragged that she could totally take a Russian starfish, so I gave her a Russian Sea Urchin and she squealed.
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OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!
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