Baggy Shorts

Wearing baggy shorts means you want gay sex anal sex bareback. And non-consensual rape of your ass is okay too.

Everyone in the NBA with baggy shorts likes to give each other AIDS all gay HIV bug chaser style. Barack Hussein Obama likes to play basketball and wear baggy shorts cause he really likes to have his ass used as a cum dumpster and is a faggot bug chaser. Anthony Weiner, Barney Frank and Chuck Schumer were cruising Washington DC basketball courts hoping to find a boi to train when they spotted the baggy short boy.

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Eat My Shorts

To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.

Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?

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short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

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nickel short of a dime

This phrase is used to say that girl is a 5 out of 10. This phrase can be re-phrased with any amount of pennies.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you give that chick right there.
Guy 2: Man... she's like a nickel short of a dime...
Guy 3: Hell nah... Shes like a nickel and three pennies from that $h!t.

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Short Skirt Version

Explaining something to someone but keeping their interest. Like how a short skirt keeps a guys interest.

When Amy's story was getting boring, Don told her to tell the short skirt version of the story.

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mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina

We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus

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short yellow bus

The bus the "special" kids take to school. Good to use as a comeback

"Shut up! you ride on the short yellow bus"

"how did you get to school today? Did you ride the short yellow bus because you look like you belong there"

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