Chiggy-Butt-Status

(noun) - Chiggy-Butt-Status is the status given to an individual who is either:

-an asshole
-a cunt-licker
-a friend who never lets you win an arguement
-the kid that nobody knows and nobody likes
-When your friend finished the math homework and wont let you copy
-and pretty much anyone else you would call a doochebag, elephant penis, or filthy twat.

Some doochebag walks past us in the hallway...

After he passes we all turn to each other, and while nodding, say "He has Chiggy-Butt-Status"

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MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

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London Gundan Manikandan Gundu Manikandan Statue

A freeze game played by kids in South India. The phrase literally means, "London Fatman Manikandan(Indian name) fat manikandan statue"

London Gundan Manikandan Gundu Manikandan Statue !!!

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Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

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Martin Luther King statue

A statue created by the same race that created the Confederate statues, the human race. If you're going to remove one statue, you might as well go ahead and remove them all.

The Martin Luther King statue is not from a more righteous race than the race that created the Confederate statues, it's coming from the same race, the human race.

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Aww Son Times New Biddy Status

The correct statement to say when you're friend gets a new girlfriend, usually attractive.

Friend: "Hey man, I got a new girlfriend!

You: "Is she hot?"

Friend: "Yeah!"

You: "AWW SON TIMES NEW BIDDY STATUS!!!"

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