Shenimen Shuffle

When your one fat friend waddles around and his fat rolls jiggle.

"Dude, did you see Colin? He was walking up the stairs and accidentally did a Shenimen Shuffle."

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

Shuffle and Play

Shuffle and Play is forever, everyone who has been apart of shuffle and play is forever. The friendship will live on, the groupchat will live on. It is forever.

Wow! Shuffle and Play is so gas!

Shuffle and Play

Shuffle and Play is forever, anyone who ever has or been part of Shuffle And Play is a part of Shuffle And Play forever. The friendship will go on, the group chat will go on, they will always be hope!

Wow! Shuffle And Play is the greatest TV show ever made!

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"