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Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?
When a guy is shooting his cum load all over a woman.
"I heard you like taking ropes."
"I do, but not cum in my hair
It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.
I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.
Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.
I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.
When you're passing someone and make eye contact then look away and look back with the most fucked up face possible.
"Oh shit dude look at this chick. Let's double take her."
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What you tell someone to do when they think they're hot shit.
When some twat is showing off: "Easyy hero, go take a lap."
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what half of shadow mountain does on friday/saturday night
Ms A: Todd, move up here, now!
Me: WTH? Take it deep
Jamoo: pretty much...
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