take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

Take a sit

To calm and sit down

When a person is yelling and you tell them to take a sit.

Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

Taking a Randy

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.

I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.

double take

When you're passing someone and make eye contact then look away and look back with the most fucked up face possible.

"Oh shit dude look at this chick. Let's double take her."

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Take a Lap

What you tell someone to do when they think they're hot shit.

When some twat is showing off: "Easyy hero, go take a lap."

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take it deep

what half of shadow mountain does on friday/saturday night

Ms A: Todd, move up here, now!
Me: WTH? Take it deep
Jamoo: pretty much...

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