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Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023


St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.

Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.

by YoGrannyABigOlTranny April 6, 2018


Georgia Tech

They taxidermy rats

Georgia Tech, they taxidermy rats.

by AngryRat September 20, 2022


Manor new tech

Dumb ass school with all these fake ass people

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!

by Newtechculture June 12, 2018


Nail tech

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.

who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????

by futurecosmotologist January 26, 2024


tech star

A founder or co founder of a internet centered company with a large valuation and stock equity that makes most of its revenue from freemium features intended to "trap" the consumer data for later resale or other products.

Wow, that tech star got rich on that big new app everyone's talking about.

by vintagesafari July 8, 2018


Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020