hard mail

Postal mail. It's hard as in tangible, on paper, like hard copy, plus hard as in difficult.

(verb or modified noun)

My mom says I'm going to have to hard mail my thank you notes.

or

My grandfather only accepts hard mail.

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hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

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hard copy

a paper copy of a document, as opposed to one stored on a computer

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hard as balls

Hard as balls

"I wasn't expecting that to be so hard" "How hard?" "Hard as balls"

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Too hard

An Atlanta slang for clean, fresh, nice, etc.

Damn that’s that new 2019 Charger ain’t it? That mf too hard.

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Hard eggs

An obscure and dicy act that, while during lovemaking, (presumably in a normal position) pressure is applied to the abdomen of the female partner (ovaries, hence the "eggs") in quick bursts with the hands.

I gave my bitch some hard eggs last week. Pounded down a natty while she recovered afterward. It was chill.

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Hard as HELL

a phrase that means C-Jay... (do not mess with), (strong)

OMG DID YOU KNOW C-JAY IS HARD AS HELL?!

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