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blue dong

It is a metaphorical milestone in the measure of ones intelligence. It derives from the movie watchmen in that some people did not understand the movie and all they talked about was Dr.Manhattan's blue dong.

don't even try to explain his brain can't understand anything beyond the blue dong of things.

by pap232323 March 19, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


blue guys

The cops/police.

When I heard the sirens coming down the street, I ran in to the party and yelled, "the blue guys are coming!!"

by Darth Rogen November 16, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


blues and yellows

refers to the colors of the pills VIAGRA and CYALIS

My husband needs his blues and yellows or he can't
get it up. Old and overweight - poor guy!

by Vizma December 28, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


anchor blue

One of the greatest clothes stores in the world. Provides many different styles so you don't end up being a poser.
See:(Acronym)Hot Topic

I just got some extra baggy at Anchor Blue.

by Rob D. August 29, 2003

91๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Waffle

It appears to be an STI/STD on and in the vaginal region. This disease/infection is fictional and overly exaggerated vaginal infection (vaginitis). Images of the disease popped up on the internet on 03/18/10. The image created false concerns and misled people on the subject of vaginitis. No medical professional has provided proof for the existence of this disease/infection. The images of the disease have not yet been hosted by any medical site (legitimate). The individuals who allegedly had this ailment have not come out publicly. Which means the images were fabricated in photoshop. The images mislead uninformed, young, and naive members of the population; causing some to be too scared to engage in sexual activity. If you're 30+ and believe in this hoax...tie your tubes or get your self snipped.

The actual condition (vaginitis) causes; excessive itching, inflammation abnormal discharge, a burning sensation in the vulva. A women gets infected with vaginitis due to stress, poor diet, douching, unprotected sex, spermicidal lubricant, insufficient lubrication during intercourse, using unsanitary/unclean instruments for masturbation, or switching sexual partners within a twelve month period. This condition usually clears on its own, but antibiotics can be obtained to control the bacterial growth. It does not lead to anything resembling the fabled 'blue waffle'.

John: "Oh shit did you hear?!"
Andrea: "What?"
John: "Suzie has blue waffle! She's a total slut!"
Andrea: "Or you're an idiot... She had vaginitis from douching you stupid twat. And besides it doesn't exist in any LEGIT medical publication."
John: "How would you know?!"
Andrea: "I actually graduated med school."

by Someone who has degrees... November 28, 2010

8144๐Ÿ‘ 4888๐Ÿ‘Ž


blue ball

1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.

2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.

1. I've been craving some MGD beer, but when I got to the bar they gave the last one to some bitch. Damn... what a blue ball.

by Ly (Chubby Cow) February 12, 2004

823๐Ÿ‘ 468๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sunday Blues

The most severe moment of a hangover. When you feel like your dying on a sunday, often after a massive weekend, or just massive saturday night. You can do nothing but lie in bed and watch dvd's, maybe some light shopping and you crave sex and affection from anyone.

I asked susie if she wanted to come out for dinner tonight, she said she had the sunday blues.

by teal88 August 6, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž