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Tomorrow is a smart, beautiful , and supportive person she is also a great friend. Tomorrow’s looks usually include short light brown hair ,brown eyes and Tomorrow always wears a big smile on her face.
Tomorrow ,will always be there for you even in the hardest times. (Tomorrow the person)
Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s
I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.
If Its a person...
-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.
-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.
- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.
-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)
min later in band
Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.
another ex.
Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
a plumber
My toilet has a leak. Better call my personal drainer
Someone who eats up bullshit, and repeats it enough to just pass on more misinformation. A bullshit person might also like to pretend to be something he or she is not, hold lots of false confidence or make false claims about personal capacities. Bullshit people might also expect and try to force others to think like them by personally attacking the other person for not believing them, trying to persuade, etc. .
People who form their beliefs based on the news and hearsay, then talk about it at length like it's actually real are bullshit people. They might totally ignore things like blatant photoshop, factual spin, realistic fiction storytelling, and other strong signs of propaganda, and then try to punish people for not believing it, as if lying is really going to help anything.
Bullshit people are manipulated, and they like to manipulate because they're collectivistic, authoritarian and generally a source of the same thing tearing and keeping everyone down, high and low, which is being subject to the greater machine, yanked and whipped along, like property, and not a self.
Bullshit people are trickers, fakers, liars, and tools of liars.
(Name) likes to read news about the most outlandish, senseless, obviously fabricated stuff, and when people point out that the whole base of the story was cooked to manipulate people, he just got angry, and tried to come up with bullshit arguments to convince them he was right. (Name) is a bullshit-person.
The defenition of a awesome person is Harisa
You are the defenition of a awesome person, aka Harisa.
The uncomfortable feeling you get when you see an ad that you /know/ has been tailored for you based on your internet history and location.
*Sees an ad for a vegan male enhancement drug *
I feel so personally adtacked right now.