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The sequel to "The Bible" which reveals in depth the behind the scenes of how everything we know and love was made
"I studied for my history exam by reading The Bible 2"
The bIaS-2 is a play on the words bias and the Soviet Heavy tank, the IS-2. Referenced in the game War Thunder, it strikes fear into the hearts of wehraboos and freeaboos alike, penetrating the armor of most tanks you throw at it. With its 122mm cannon and sloped, thick armor made of pure Stalinium, sprinkled with a little bit of Russian Bias , its no surprise that Stalin won WWII with them, just like the T-34.
Me: "So what tank do you want to take out next?"
Friend: "idk maybe something Russian?'
Me: "Maybe... the bIaS-2?!"
Friend: "Hell yeah!"
*proceeds to win the game as MVP*
When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night
Girl: I love you
*next day*
Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus
this day is mark lee day, so if you have your birthday on this day, be happy cause u were born on mark day.
“my bday is agust 2nd”
“omg mark lee day”
national beetle juice day (its his birthday that why)
a: its june 2nd you know what that means?
b:NATIONAL BEETLE JUICE DAY YAYYYYY
A simple way of providing a weight without any information. Found on the grindr profiles of headless men dedicated to subtly informing people they're not comfortable with either their hairline or sexual identity.
Online 30 minutes ago. 10 miles away. 25 years old. -2 Lbs.
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The song that goes “WOOHOO!” It’s by the band Blur. Fun fact, the main singer for Blur in Gorillaz as well.
Dylan: You know that song that goes “woohoo”?
Zach: Oh, you mean “Song 2”?