When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see
Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.
A secret community of lovers who use beans as a cover for their affair. Includes ImAllexx, Memulous, James Mariott and WillNE>
"Hey Alex don't you love *cough* *nuzzle* beans?
"I sure do James!!! Bean Nation forever!
The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.
Mr. Beans is not gay.
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Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.
The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.
My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.
Fuck that bean roll down the road