church

its a building where brainwashed people enter to pray to nothing,mostly elders.
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god

A: Look at that building. What is that?
B: Its a church never go near it and especially in.

Church organ

A wind powered instrument that causes cancer

A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.

The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?

Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."

Church steeple

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.

church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.