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1. Usually a male, angry, alternative-right troll, that has no social life other than the internet. Often kicked out of social groups for making misogynistic or racial remarks. They act tough on line but in person are often very often wimpy and poorly endowed physically.
I just blocked another cream puff that was trolling my Facebook about yesterday.
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When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
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The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.
"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."
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A blowjob given to a day old pussy juice covered penis.
The girl next door fucked my brains out last night without out a condom, assisting in my completion of a Krispy Cream from my girlfriend the next morning!
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A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public
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when one two or more persons cream in ones asshole
Person1-Why's Jane walking funny?
Person 2-Oh she had a cream party last night
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