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a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period
She got her period last night but it’s cool, I just did the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls
a hot person that id fuck
you know Louise edwards
yes they're the really hot person
A really kind and caring person that would do anything to see you happy. They are also the best person in the world
person 1: “hey do you know Louise Edwards?”
person 2: “yeah, isn’t that the person whos really kind and beautiful?”
To refrain from acting on one's sexual instincts due to morality, fear, self-absorption or all of the above. A reference to the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.
"Some say that teaching Edward C in schools doesn't work, and that Sex Ed is much more effective."
A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
Mate, you should of seen Shannon playing Edward Frothie Hands - he drank them so quickly!
William Edward Mitchell is a sex god fr
Person 1-"did u hear William Edward Mitchell shagged Margaret Thatcher"
Person 2-"No I was in a fucking coma"
William Edward Mitchell shags MILFS
A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !
Hey J Edward ! You seem pretty funny I kinda like you !